Freak accident

Well im pretty much the ultimate man of add and somehow i put my phone on the seal of my trunk while it was open and didnt realize it was there went to shut my trunk and wha blam broke ass phone mutha fucka! it was only a matter of time before it would happen.

"a mans poorest investment".

I went to go get my oil changed yesterday at 7am and i met this old black man. He looked like he survived the most racist parts of history of course this guy had some knowledge under his belt and we get to talking and then he said a car is a mans poorest investment, exactly then i figured out dam cars suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B Woods shirt

B wood did a 10 deep callobo. (The guy who made the crazy board for sk8 supply with the city). Go buy one people hes my friend and also shows love for VA. Fuck it buy two.

Piffery at its best.

photo: B. Wood

A while back clyde came out here to show me/ premiere minority report, might i say this day didnt even seem real. Straight up he is offically my favorite blogger/writer by far. This day it was rainy hard as shit and i didnt even watch the video cause i got way too nervous when my name came across the screen. Thanks clyde.

Late Night Sesh

Texas and i use to skate this manual pad curb thing daily 5 years ago we thought we'd bring it back and damn did it feel good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Instant classic.

Attack of the gummy bears.

My gummy bears turned into mush thanks to the damn heat. These things reminded me of like a dentist's worst fear, might as well call this thing the giant cavity, but of course fuzz man'd up.

Comic Book

Photo: Corn



So i was looking at some pictures on my computer when i ran into this! Its a picture of zach lyons and myself, he was thinking the same thing i was thinking, smile. Anyways the whole story behind this post was it made me laugh cause i was actually gonna do a comic book with real photos of just filming for this new video and there was gonna be evil villians and everything. The cameras were going to be the villians and the filmers were gonnabe the ones that could'nt decide if they wanted to be good or evil. Anyways new post new stuff for me to look back on im sure noone reads this. Oh yea i went and saw i now pronucne you .......... that shit was fucking hilarious!!!!!!!! im gone.

The Foster Kid Strikes Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well as you all know yesterday was my bday. V made me a cake for my bday i was hyped i wanted to take a picture of it before anyone started to eat it, so i go out skate for a while come back home and damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive been robbed and of course noone asked me. You gotta love strangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now i have a cake that just says happy B! Oh yea for those of my friends that dont know, i do have a foster kid that lives with me now. Entertainment. Im starting to realize how i dont like strangers. Silly me.

b day bonanza 8/11

Thanks everyone that came out and or said happy bday to me. I had a great time from getting the kegs to drinking the kegs here some pics. enjoy and im drunk now and im overr and out love you all. THANKS FOR THE GIFTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks all the roommates of the house i didnt even get to take that many pictures hahaha. oh well.

oh my lord

My first day back at the beach i run into some damn magical shoes. This kid was really stoked on his super shoes. I thought they were some sort of special edition wrestling shoes so i took a picture of him. Them super jammies were 125 dollars so anyone that loves smack go get you a limited edition pair of zeldas.



this second photo had a bird egg in it. This is outside of the man that tolerates my madness. I fucking love it.

YT in the middle

Photo: corn

This was from two weekends ago when we went to richmond it was a group of us from the beach good stuff. I got a kick outta this photo when i looked at it cause it reminded me of "monkey in the middle" i could also be delarious from driving. Im back home its 3am i left dc around 1145pm got here 235 pretty tight hu? dont be jealous of my ricky bobby skills. I have the mystery video ill probably post another photo when i wake up but im gone until next time

Music and lyrics

Today its hot as hell happily im in DC cause back home its supposively 115. WOW. Way too hot brad put me on to some music and lyrics movie and that fake song in the begining might be the greatest thing ever. I must say being an 80s baby was the best choice ive ever made as a little spermy.

And now the madness begins

Today im very confused. Only if i had taken pictures ill post some once i figure out how to work this damn thing but Mr. Rosado told me it would be a genius idea to start one. He defintely talked me into it. Took him hours. Well not really i lied maybe 22 seconds but hey sweet. I filmed someones last trick today for a video too bad i might be the worst filmer in the world which means my angle is not going to be used but brad got it luckily. Im gonna go back to my confused ways now and figure out why i didnt eat all my taco bell bye chucks.